COOL AS A CUCUMBER™
Forget Just managing
your stress DAILY.
Let’s delete it.
You don’t need to hum, tap, or breathe your way through another meltdown.
Cool As a Cucumber™ helps high-functioning parents clear the silent stress that's been normalized, at the root —
So you stop reacting to life from survival and start leading your family from peace.
Rewire at the root —
in minutes,
not months
Missing socks.
Breakfast battles.
Meltdowns before 8 a.m.
Backpacks. Snacks.
You wake up already overwhelmed.
The morning chaos begins—
You ask nicely.
Then louder
And by the third time,
you’re yelling—
and no one’s listening.
You don’t need another strategy.
You need relief that lasts.
This isn’t about spending hours managing your reactions.
It’s about rewiring what’s been running them —
so peace becomes your body’s default setting.
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You hold it together for everyone — but feel invisible in your own home.
You love your kids more than anything — but still craving a break.
The whining feels like nails on a chalkboard— and the noise, mess, and chaos send your system into overload.
You go to bed replaying moments you wish you could undo.
You’re tired of apologizing, tired of the guilt, tired of performing “calm.”
You’re scared your kids will remember your stress more than your love.
And you’re exhausted from just managing stress, instead of dissolving it.
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it’s not because you’re failing.
It’s because your nervous system
has been overloaded.
And it’s not just the “big T” traumas that keep it that way.
It’s the everyday stress that got normalized:
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The guilt of “I shouldn't have done that”
The quiet resentment towards someone that lingers
The fear of not being good enough
The constant pressure to hold it all together
You’ve carried it for so long, it’s become part of who you think you are.
High-functioning. Always on. Always fine.
Stacked up, they silently keep your body braced for danger—
Draining your energy.
Fueling your reactions.
Stealing your peace.
And quietly spilling into your health and relationships too.
What you don’t heal,
your kids will inherit.
Every tense breath.
Every edge in your tone.
Every moment you pull away —
their body learns what “love under pressure” feels like.
Not because you mean to pass it on,
but because your nervous system sets the tone for theirs.
When you heal at the root,
you don’t just free yourself —
YOU FREE THEM TOO.
Your kids aren’t just watching you.
They’re absorbing you.
You don’t get a second chance
at their childhood.
Rewire at the root.
End the cycle — in minutes, not months.
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introducing
cool as a cucumber
Rewire your reactivity.
Regain your peace.
Rewrite your family’s legacy.
This isn’t about trying harder to “keep it together.”
It's about gently dissolving the silent stress, at the root,
that's been driving the show:
The guilt you swallow,
The resentment you hide,
The pressure you normalize,
and the quiet belief that you’re not doing enough.
All those micro-stresses stack up until your body forgets what calm feels like.
That’s not personality. That’s programming.
Inside Cool As a Cucumber™, you’ll release the hidden stressors & triggers,
that have been parenting your kids.
and reset your nervous system at the root
for peace, presence, and grounded authority.
What Changes When You’re No Longer Triggered
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You keep your cool like a Zen Ninja—even when your kids are losing it
You stop snapping over socks, spills, bath time, and bedtime stalling
Your mornings feel grounded—not like war zones
Your logical brain is back online—you meet chaos with solutions, not shutdown
You recover from hard moments faster—without the guilt spiral
You connect with your children, instead of scaring them away
You parent from calm and clarity—not fear and frustration
Your kids start to match your calm—and the chaos settles faster
You go to bed grateful for how you showed up—and closer to the kids you’re raising
💸 100%
Money back guarantee
This isn’t another thing to study
It’s an experience your body receives
And It's designed for real-life parentinG:
School Drop offs
Cereal spills
Tantrums in Aisle 6
Sibling Showdowns
From This
to This
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Before Cucumber
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Mornings feel like war zones before 8am
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You snap over socks, spills, and sibling fights
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Bedtime battles exhaust you after a long day
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You replay blow-ups on a shame loop
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You feel like you’re surviving the day, not enjoying it
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Cucumber™
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Mornings start calm, even when things get loud
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You respond from steady patience
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Bedtime ends in connection, not chaos
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You trust yourself in hard moments
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You actually enjoy your kids again (not just survive them)
But by the time the trigger hits,
something deeper takes over.
Not because you don’t care.
Not because you’re not trying.
But because your nervous system has been carrying years of unprocessed stress beneath the surface.
You’ve tried the parenting scripts.
You’ve read the books.
You’ve practiced the mantras,
the breathwork, the tapping, the mindset tricks.
why nothing else has worked
That overwhelm?
It’s not weakness—it’s wiring.
And most parenting tools only kick in after the fact—
like trying to stop a wildfire with a spray bottle.
They speak to your mind.
But the reactivity lives deeper—
In your body. In your wiring. In your unresolved patterns.
Cool As a Cucumber™is different,
It works where the fire actually starts.
in your nervous system and subconscious.
So instead of just managing your reactions…
I dissolve the root of what’s causing them.
Gently. Clearly. For good.
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What’s Waiting For You Inside
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GUIDED RESETS - REGULATORS TOOLKIT
These quick audios help amplify and integrate the deeper work in your everyday moments.
Listen while driving, folding laundry, walking the dog—or hiding in the pantry mid-meltdown.
They anchor the change, in real time, when it actually counts.
SUBCONSCIOUS REWIRING SESSIONS
These are not meditations.
They are short potent subconscious activations that rewire your default reactions —so you're no longer parenting from fear or frustration. We gently dissolve your triggers at the root.
No trying. No performing.
You simply sit back and receive the upgrade.
1 x LIVE Q&A AND GROUP ACTIVATION CALL
We’ll go deeper together in a live group session, where I’ll personally walk you through a powerful clearing, answer your in-the-moment questions, and help you ground calm into your nervous system.
This is your anchor point—a chance to reset with me directly, and feel fully supported.
LIFETIME ACCESS & FUTURE UPDATES
You have lifetime access to return anytime you need to re-ground, recalibrate, or reconnect to calm.
You can revisit the tools anytime a new layer shows up and your system is ready for a deeper reset.
OPTIONAL UPGRADE 1:1 DEEP DIVE SESSION
Personalized support to efficiently clear your biggest trigger loops and anchor calm that lasts.
TOTAL VALUE $4,000
“I’m not here to judge you.
I’m here to help you stop screaming over spilled yogurt.”
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💸 100% Money-Back Guarantee
Cool As a Cucumber™ is designed to create real, lasting change—not just manage chaos.
If you go through the program, try the activations, and don’t feel a meaningful shift in how you show up, just email me within 14 days—I’ll refund you. No hoops. No hard feelings.
No hoops. No hard feelings. Just send me an email within 14 days of purchase, and I’ll honor it.
Because I’m not here to take your money. I’m here to help you transform.
Cool As a Cucumber™ is where the cycle finally Ends.
Not with more effort.
But with a full-body reset that rewires at the root, what’s
been running the show.
This isn’t just about calm.
It’s about changing what your children inherit.
Lead differently. Parent with power.
This is a legacy-level shift—and it starts with you.
when you’re regulated,
your child feels safe.
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i didn't realize how stressed i was"
Kim
Hi, I'm
I’m not here to judge you.
I’m here because I was you.
I wasn’t just yelling—I was screaming.
I was hijacked by rage that didn’t match the moment.
And I hated who I was becoming.
💔 I loved my children deeply… and still felt emotions I couldn’t control.
Anger. Shame. Guilt. Fear.
And nothing I tried made it stop.
What finally changed everything?
Rewiring the deep emotional patterns running the show—the frustration, fear, and stored triggers no parenting tip could touch.
🧠 I trained in subconscious reprogramming + nervous system work.
Now I guide high-capacity parents who are ready to lead their homes with calm—not chaos.
✨ Today, I help parents regulate at the root.
No scripts. No shame. Just real, internal change.
I’m not here to fix you.
I’m here to help you access the version of you that’s been there all along—the one who can respond with clarity, connection, and calm… even when everything around you feels loud. 🔊💥➡️🤍
